A friend walked up and drew a circle.
First Indian: “What’s that?”
Friend: “Nothing.”
“What’s inside it?”
“Nothing.”
“What’s its value?”
“Nothing.”
First Indian (sobbing emotionally): “I love it. Let’s call it jeero.”
This is the ways we discovered the gr8 "Jeero".
You must be thinking that what's the point putting this Joke here. So the point is, even though I have lost lots of good opportunities in my life, this might be my opportunity to invent the Jeero.....Now you must be thinking how; it's just the 11th day of the month, only 10 days past the salary day, and I have nothing in my bank account......so you got the logic? (you guys are genius).
Seriously, my bank balance is so abyssmal right now, I feel shy even going out knowing that I can't afford anything., literally A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
And I am left with nothing but wait for next Salary day, and waiting is the hardest part!
However, the hardest thing is, as quoted in GEETA, you have to pay for all your deeds; in the same way you have to pay for your Credit Card bills too [:(].
After checking the CC Bill, my eyes are now ready to come out of their sockets. The whole card swapping is revolving in front of my eyes. Let me tell you one thing, this Credit Card is one such addiction that I'm trying to quit since ages. It's such a blood sucking thing, that leaves you with "Jeero" always (I can bet). And the worst part is, after sucking the blood, it motivates you for Blood donation [:P] (I know I know, its a bad analogy, but at least now you can understand my pain). I'm in the middle of nowhere and left with nothing (which is "Jeero").
1) Never use Credit card.
2) Never forget rule No.1
but my philosophy is
1) Always use Credit cards (no worry for 52 days).
2) Get yourself drunk, it helps you to forget all the worries (from 53rd day.....Hey wait here for a sec, but before that; you should have other banks' credit card so that you can go for a BT)
Every story has a good and a bad part, however mine just have the bad and the worst.
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