Beginner's Guide: Welcome to the Jungle

The story goes like this......There is a prince charming, who appears in every girl's dreams. He is the prince who comes to the rescue of the damsel in distress, and typically must engage in a quest to liberate her from an evil spell.......and they live happily ever after......(Ohhh my god!!! what's going on here......could somebody please "REWIND").

There's no such thing now-a-days.......HELLO EVERYBODY.....get back to reality.

When I was in college......I used to think the same way ( ob'vi·ous·ly....not about the prince charming and all....) but being a software guy is like a prince charming, who appears in every girl's dreams (at least in small towns....NO....then in very small town.....come on!!); the one who comes to rescue the client from every Functional Requirement.........With this great motivation, I laid the foundation stone
of my professional career with an inscription on the stone indicating "as KFC is for chicken, I'll be there for end to end solution" (the one who know me.....please stop laughing).
In almost every company, there's a Fresher Learning Program.....I MUST TELL U....which is very-very rigorous (don't laugh). I sweared on myself that whatever it takes, I'm going to top this FLP......yeah... but it didn't workout. However, the girl who topped my FLP is now my girlfriend (so you can say I partially achieved my target).
After FLP, I was allocated to Project and I came across the reality which had different picture few years ago [glass shredding(guys, feel the sound)].

> Manager : His Name might be whatever, but he thinks he is AWESOME Kumar. He knows GOD left this place many years ago.....and while leaving, gave him the responsibility to take care of everything. He is the Pimp, who thinks you are the whore. Any assigned task is like indulging in "seks" and which means it shouldn't last for more then 10 minutes. So after every 10 Min's, you should be ready to entertain the new customer.

> Then we have a middle man.....he is famously known as PL or GL or Whoever's L. But this guy is a piece of art. He has got so damn excellent acting skills, that if you are standing on his left side and his boss (AK) is standing on the right, then from his left face he can give the angry man look, and from the right he can give a boot licking look to AWESOME kumar. This git is expert in creation of his replica's.

> On site : It's like a beautiful chic, everyone wants to have; but like ghosts, only few brave hearts can see them.

> Assmosis : These can be described as "some who have so much respect for their superiors, they have none left for themselves".

Then, once again, comes the Prince Charming, who's fed up and shocked of his shattered dreams, and has started blogging, hoping to expose all the above.